Par viceva...

kak se zove Slovenac iz Černobila??

- Triglav...



Ide policajac ulicom i vidi klinca kak razmiče hrpu dreka i govori..ovo je pekar,ovo je slastičar...ovo je poštar,ovo je vozač autobusa...
Veli murijak : Vidiš kak je to pohvalno,sve si nabrojal samo nisi od tog dreka napravil policajca...
A kaže mali njemu: _ ma bi ja i vas napravil ali nisma imal dosta drekeca...

nije vic al me oko skrsilo od smijeha

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RedRaw wrote:

nije vic al me oko skrsilo od smijeha

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ahahaha, kidam se na ovo, ahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D

hehehehehehehhehee dobra je fora...LOL..hahahah

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klinka koja pjeva ima 11 godina ))))

evo jedan bolestan vic [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] "I have a straight."
old ali prejebeno

eSco wrote:

evo jedan bolestan vic [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] "I have a straight."
old ali prejebeno

Wow, koji retard!

I jos dobije tour

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prekosmjesno

Oženi se kauboj, i krenu konjem na braèno putovanje.

Odjednom, konj se saplete i padne, a kauboj vikne: - JEDAN!

Malo kasnije konj se opet popikne: - DVA!

Kad se konj sapleo treæi put, kauboj vikne: - TRI! i ubije konja.

Žena ga sva zaprepaštena upita:

- Ali, zašto dragi?

Kauboj vikne: - JEDAN.

Traži informatičar pozajmicu od kolege:
- Ajde, molim te posudi mi 1000 eura.
A ovaj će:
- Evo ti 1024 da bude okruglo.

Što nači skraćenica DNK?
- Da nije komšijino?

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so
intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The second guy says, "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."

"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He met the second man, who looked quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again just as he is hurling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "it works, I'll try it!" He jumps over the balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'

Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker, saying "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."


2)
na aerodromu čovjek izlazi iz aviona i taman da će uhvatit
svoje kofere sa one trake kad mali crnac uleti i primi oba
kofera i tegli jadan do taksija.
Frajer mu onako krišom ubaci u džep nešto i kaže:
Mali ovo ti je za kavu.

Mali sav sretan otrči iza ćoška izvadi iz džepa kad ono
dva paketića šećera.



3)
Situacija se dogadja u Hadu. Akteri Sizif i Edip.

Gura Sizif svoju kamencinu uz brdo dok Edip stoji u podnozju i gleda ga.
- Guraj guraj Sizife - rece Edip
- Ma jebi si mater - odgovori mu Sizif.

Felipye wrote:

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. pre jako..



toy toy toy toy toy

Chuck Norris i Bog igraju poker:

kaze Bog: All in
Chuck Norris ce na to: I raise

Kaže doktor Muji: 'Moram vam reći, teško ste bolesni, živjet ćete još godinu dana...'
A Mujo će: 'A od čega, matere ti?'

Rodili se Muji blizanci. Pita ga Haso: 'Jesu li tvoji blizanci jednojajčani ili dvojajčani?'
'Nemam pojma. Jedno je dvojajčano, a drugo je žensko.'

Pita Mujo Hasu: 'Haso, koje su najveće bolesti na svijetu?'
Haso: 'Pojma nemam!'
Mujo: 'Kako ne znaš, pa SIDA i ptičja gripa!'
Haso: 'Baš me briga, niti jebem, niti letim!'

'Došla Muji punica u goste. Pita je Mujo: 'Do kad ćete ostati?'
Punica: 'Dok vam ne dosadim.'
Mujo: 'A što ba tako kratko?'

Crnogorac gleda porno film, leži na kauču i obe ruke mu ispod glave.
Na ekranu scena vrlo vruča, odmah mu se digne pa kaže sebi:
E, da mi je bar jedna ruka slobodna.